Ranch milkshake

So the Great Wolf Lodge ranch milkshake has been bothering me since I found out about it yesterday. It was featured in a New York Post article.

I was 90% certain it sounded horrible, but there was a small chance maybe it worked. I went to the store and got vanilla ice cream and made a milkshake, added ranch dressing, and topped it with whipped cream. I also made a chicken strip, on the off chance it's like chicken and waffles and it's the salty and sweet thing. I also made a few French fries it case it's like the fries and Wendy's frosty salty and sweet thing. And celery and carrot.

Regular vanilla ice cream and milk for the milkshake, which was good.

Then I added ranch dressing.

And whipped cream.

This is not good. I like ranch and I basically find it inedible as a milkshake.

As a dipping sauce it's less bad; the veggies, French fries, and chicken were edible dipped in the milkshake. But I still only had a bite of each dipped in milkshake. I'm not a fan.